Okay, Y'all remember that 5-second commercial I mentioned a while back? (in this journal entry [link])
Remember how it was driving me nuts that there was no indicator as to what it was about?
Well, I found out what it was. They finally revealed what the big mystery was.

All this mystique and "Ooh, dramatic suspense" crap was all foooooor...... (drum roll)

Fox35's brand spanking new WEATHER RADAR!!!!

.........LOL WTF?! XD

All that for an upgrade to their weather department? LOL!
It's not even finished yet. They're still building the darn thing.
They should change their station ID from WOFL to ROFL!
It's just hilarious. Ok, so it's kind of a big deal cuz it's at the top of meteorological technology.
They even went as far as to say it's more powerful than the radars from two other stations combined. (WESH2 and one other one, I don't remember which)
Anyway, suspense is over. And boy what a let down.
I was expecting it to be some kind of new awesome prime time show or some sci-fi made-for-tv movie or something, but no. It's the new radar!
Dubbed "The Guardian". lol